I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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