How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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