I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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