She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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