i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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