So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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