Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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