So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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