Ketchup is God's man juice
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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