Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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