Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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