that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He better not be in your backpack
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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