he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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