Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
NoShamevember. You game?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Randomize
