I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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