I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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