hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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