how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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