she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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