3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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