I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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