fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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