Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
