At least make sure they are 18
Why
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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