TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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