i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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