Pants 0. Shit 1.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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