how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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