My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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