But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
