I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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