It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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