i just wanna soil my oats bro
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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