are you still at the devil's house?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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