one two three fourrrrnication!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We have so much sex to catch up on
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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