My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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