Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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