How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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