I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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