There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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