"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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