Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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