This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
