that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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