But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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