Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You did what with his pubic hair?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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