PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
