I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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