There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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