another moral hangover. fuck.
honey bunches of taint.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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