Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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