What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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