Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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