Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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