She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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