Christians are straight up FREAKS
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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